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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad."
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"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast EDIT: Holy shit guys, 2700?!"
"What did one Jewish bird say to the other? ""Cheep"""
"I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix... I mean, I've seen Stranger Things."
"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut."
"What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian."
"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"
"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."