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Joke of the Day

"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"

"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."

"A son asks his dad, ""What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"" His dad answers, ""Well, there's a vas deferens!"""

"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"

"[at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K."

"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."

"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."

"Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter."

"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"

"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."