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Joke of the Day
"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."
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"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"
"*playing poker* *my opponent smirks* ""All in."" he says. *pair of aces* *I smile* *throws down a pair of Olsen twins* ""Full House."""
"What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory? Arrrr-peggios!"
"Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."
"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."
"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."