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Joke of the Day
"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."
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"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Why are Indians the best pizza makers? Because they always do the kneedful."
"Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested? He was charged with battery."
"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"
"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""
"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""