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Joke of the Day

"What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I'll show myself out."

"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!"

"My tweets don't get the attention they used to. I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard."

"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."

"If I jack off in a plane Does it count as Highjacking?"

"Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bungee jumping"