147889
Joke of the Day
"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"
Next Joke
"Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32."
"Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end."
"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"Jack Daniels just came in my mouth."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"
"Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !"
"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"
"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"