37759

Joke of the Day

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast EDIT: Holy shit guys, 2700?!"

"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"

"Why is it so tough to please girls? They take classes on mass debating."

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."

"What was the blacksmith's slogan? ""Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder."

"Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."

"The ""Selfie"" sorority girls Gave there tickets to the less fortunate...I'm my book that makes them charitable women and not very selfie at all"