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Joke of the Day
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
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"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, ""Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."""
"Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed."
"Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still."
"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"
"Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe"
"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult."