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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud? It was a cut and dry case."

"What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil"

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"

"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"

"Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples."

"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"

"At the mortuary.. -How do you want to handle your mother in law? Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried? -All of them, lets not take any chances"

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"