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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"

"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."

"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."

"If I had known I was going to have this much shit to do at work today I wouldn't have come in sober"

"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"

"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."

"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"

"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"

"Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!"

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."