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Joke of the Day

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"I used to play Rock-Paper-Scissors professionally. I made money hand over fist."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."

"Here's how clickbait works"

"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"

"Top prank: when your friend falls asleep, place his hand in a bowl of warm water so he wakes up with one regular hand & one wrinkly one."

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"Rockstar has pretty much confirmed it's making a new Red Dead ... ... Grand Theft Auto V dlc with new customizable skins inspired by attire in the famous western-themed game."

"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."