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Joke of the Day

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"

"Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material."

"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'"

"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"

"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"

"So this dude is like, ""Where are you going with all that Element 83?"" and I was like ""None of your bismuth"""

"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"

"Knock knock. Who's there? She. She who? She'd ............................ get it"