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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"

"Did you hear about the Facebook crash? It took a tumbl!"

"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."

"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"

"She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle."

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."

"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."

"Why couldnt the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired!"