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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil"
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"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"
"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""
"A lawyer dies and goes to heaven..."
"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."
"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."
"What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books? An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*"
"What do you call an egg that always gets picked on? The butt of every yolk :("