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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"
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"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."
"[loudly so dad who's been depressed since mom left can hear] Oh no, my GPS broke! If only I had some good DRIVING DIRECTIONS *dad looks up*"
"Buzz Aldrin is the second man on the moon... Neil before me"
"Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time!"
"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."
"Hey 300lb lady, stop bragging about your cup size. It doesn't count when your entire body is double D."
"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"*walks into lift* Guy: going down? Me: I'll need a first date for that. *silence* *doors open* Dammit Twitter!"
"Where does Finn buy groceries (Star Wars FE Spoilers) Traitor Joes."