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Joke of the Day
"What flavor do termites like best? Chair-y"
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"All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun."
"What's a pervert's favorite train stop? Molestation"
"What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie"
"I hate how much time my kids spend staring at their iPads. I wish they'd look up once in a while & pay attention to me staring at my iPhone."
"What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin"
"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."
"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."
"I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager."