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Joke of the Day
"What's a pervert's favorite train stop? Molestation"
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"A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going"
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."
"I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner."
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"
"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"
"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"
"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"
"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"
"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."