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Joke of the Day
"What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie"
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"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"
"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But only if the light bulb really wants to change."
"My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing...God, what is that thing called...other people."
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."
"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."
"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."