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Joke of the Day

"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."

"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"

"Man has sex with dead corpse That's my fetish."

"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."

"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"

"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."

"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."

"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"