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Joke of the Day
"I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager."
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"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."
"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""
"How do you date a ghost? You 'WOOOO' him!"
"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"
"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"
"2 deer walk into a bar An hour later they walk out and one says to the other, ""Man, I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there."""
"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."
"Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers."