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Joke of the Day
"Dandruff. Plastic bags. Dish soap --> things more interesting than my friends' Facebook updates"
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"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."
"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"
"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
"Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle."
"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"
"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""
"I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs."
"What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive."