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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin"
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"If you lose your hearing,... is it ear replaceable?"
"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
"Pretty sure California's water crisis could have been solved with the number of dropped ice cubes that I've lazily kicked under the fridge."
"Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids."
"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."
"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."
"""Will.he.was"" -Will.i.am's tombstone"
"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."