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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."

"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "

"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."

"I tried to be a gentleman to this pretty lady, so I held the door open for her... But she just screamed at me as she got sucked out of the plane! Women are so ungrateful for nice guys nowadays."

"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."

"Marmalade Q. What's the difference between jam and marmalade? A. You can't marmalade your cock in someone's arse"

"I was going to write a joke... but I'm not that funny."

"Why did Toby rape a girl? He couldn't Turner on"

"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."

"You will go to hell for reading this. How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? After you're done wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."