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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."
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"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"[God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food"
"What joke is the darkest? Fire away please! I want to hear it all!"
"My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing."
"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"
"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"
"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""
"Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots."
"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."