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Joke of the Day
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."
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"What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself? Bono-y-Bono"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."
"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."
"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."
"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""
"Mr. Schneider stood up in court. ""As God is my judge I do not owe my ex-wife any money."" Glaring down at him the judge replied ""He's not. I am. You do."""
"Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors? If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan."