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Joke of the Day
"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"
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"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"
"If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"
"Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new album? It's called Invincible! *Sent using Microsoft Internet Explorer 6*"
"They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs."
"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."
"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"