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Joke of the Day
"If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit."
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"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him? ""Hey! You did that on porpoise!"""
"9/11 joke Knock, knock. Who's there? Nine-eleven. Nine-eleven who? You said you'd never forget...."
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"
"A man walks into the library... ... And he asks the librarian if they have any books on suicide. The librarian replies ""You can sod of, you won't bring it back!"""
"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."
"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."
"Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George."