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Joke of the Day

"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."

"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"

"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."

"High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay"

"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"

"""Are there drug dealers on Twitter?"" Asking for 522 friends."

"Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny? Serious question not a joke"

"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"