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Joke of the Day

"They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs."

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"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What do you get if you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"cop: why'd you kill him? me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers cop: ugh hate that you're free to go"