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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"

"I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!"

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"

"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."

"I invented a new joke I invented a new word. Plagiarism. EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"

"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."

"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?"