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Joke of the Day

"A black kid comes home from school.... ""Yo mom guess what I got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is it cus I'm black?"" ""No nigga its cus you nineteen!"""

"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."

"Dad, I don't wanna sleep with my little brother anymore! - I know, son, but I already told you that we don't have enough money to bury him."

"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."

"Mark Wahlberg's mom: Marky Mark! It's time for a snacky snacky before you take a nappy nap. Mark Wahlberg: Jesus, mom. I'm 44. What snack?"

"going to office: late . going to a doctors appointment: late . going to a friends house: late . going to a concert: 8 hours early"

"No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won't have a clue how to get back here"

"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!"

"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"

"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"