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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"
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"Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony."
"Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises? I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky."
"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"
"Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!"
"The average male only lives to 25... It just takes 45 years to bury them."
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"I did a Marquez impression in the hood... ... I was the magical realest."
"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."
"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."