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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
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"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."
"I'm a Tumblr user and computer scientist, i'm boycotting binary computing."
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dead baby in your apple."
"My daughter just said, ""Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads."" She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now."
"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer X-post from /r/imsmartandthisisfunny"
"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."