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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new album? It's called Invincible! *Sent using Microsoft Internet Explorer 6*"

"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"

"Which state has the smallest sodas? Minesoda"

"if you go to a nascar rally carrying a clipboard and wearing a hard hat people will just let you go on the track and kiss all the good cars"

"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."

"so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants... ...and i didn't find any."

"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."

"Have you ever seen Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room? Me neither."

"I have invented a machine *that reads the subtext in different voice*"

"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."