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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
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"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."
"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."
"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."
"What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!"
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
"Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure"
"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"
"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"
"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""