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Joke of the Day
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
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"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."
"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."
"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""
"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."
"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"
"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"
"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""
"He tells the punchline first. What's the worst thing about a time traveling comedian?"