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"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"
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"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."
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"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."
"People who comment alternate punchlines can just fuck off like do they not realize how not funny it sounds after reading the original joke (okay come at me)"
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"Cop: Will I find any drugs in your car? Me: I don't know but if you do, I'm not sharing."
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