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Joke of the Day
"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."
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"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp? One. We are efficient and don't have any humor."
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."
"Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: ""What is that?"" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth."
"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."
"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"
"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."
"Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like ""WHY is this shit still here?"""
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"