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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."

"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."

"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""

"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."

"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"

"One of these days the love of your life will walk right past you and you're gonna be staring at your phone posting a status about how lonely you feel."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ? Tequila"

"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"