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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."
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"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."
"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"
"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"
"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."
"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"
"Why do Africans get scared when they get diarrhea? Because they think they are melting...."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"