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Joke of the Day

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."

"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"My Vietnamese roommate is moving to Vegas (giving me a place to crash in Vegas), and leaving behind a full bedroom set for free... This is a real Nguyen-Nguyen situation for me."

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers."

"*Air horn sound* *Second airhorn sound* Me: ""Well this clearly isn't deodorant."""

"Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"

""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."