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Joke of the Day
"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"
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"NSFW Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed? Hubby: Yes I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest strength?"" *45 minutes later* Me: ""I'm very comfortable with silence."""
"How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant? You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant."
"Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!"
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."
"I just stopped by the Apple store to use the restroom. iPeed."
"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"
"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""
"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""