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Joke of the Day
"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"
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"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."
"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
"How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"
"*doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*"
"My life The biggest joke of all."
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!"