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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"

"People that can't support their own arguments piss me off... I don't know why."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"I started seeing a psychic. I knew she was good because she told me she's voted best in the city 2017 and 2018."

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."

"What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard "

"The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table... Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."