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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
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"Girl, you are so sexy. . . [unsuitably sweet for work] that if my brain was in my penis, you would make my forehead sweat."
"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""
"I'd like to thank /r/TwoXChromosomes... ...for reminding that I'm not logged into my account."
"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"
"I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day."
"Optimists, pessimists, and engineers An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees a glass half empty. An engineer sees a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be."
"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."
"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."