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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
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"How to capture an elephant step 1 dig a hole. step 2 fill the hole with ash. step 3 surround it with peas. step 4 when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole!"
"I'd like to see every photograph where I'm just someone passing in the background."
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"
"It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I'm trying to do that & you're lowering my chances."
"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
"driverless cars???? I don't trust autocorrect to pick the correct word let alone let a car just drive me .... by itself"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"