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Joke of the Day

"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."

"What is a gay guys favorite search engine? Bing Bing"

"UFO conspirators believe theres been an invasion... ... They have reported an incredibly high amount of aliens at California DMV's."

"You're never too old to disappoint your parents."

"Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun."

"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"

"What do you call a vagina with Parkinson's? [oc] Michael J. Box"

"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"

"Waiter: May I take your order? Yes, roll over and play dead! Waiter: It's not that kind of order. Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks."