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Joke of the Day
"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"
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"IAMA casting director for adult movies. I'm looking for women over 35 for my latest film, ""MILFNADO"". AMA!"
"I was hoping to be friends with benefits.. because my health insurance sucks!"
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."
"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity"
"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"