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Joke of the Day

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam"

"I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes."

"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."

"Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers."

"Grinch? Scrooge? Why don't you just come out and say 'Jew'."

"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."

"Why Can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is Silent!"

"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You would think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'."

"My buddies said I should sign up for a Golf Tournament I told them no, I always lose, Then they said it was for crippled children. I thought, well damn, maybe I could win this then."