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Joke of the Day
"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
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"Jaws (1975): A shark is murdered on his vacation."
"People say Tinder users are perverts... ...but I think it's fantastic! I met my girlfriend of 18 months on there. I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and it's going great."
"*bride and groom kiss* minister: wow im like right here"
"Alzheimer's cop: do you know why I pulled you over?"
"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"
"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."
"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""