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Joke of the Day
"Grinch? Scrooge? Why don't you just come out and say 'Jew'."
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"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."
"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."
"How flies does it take to screw in light bulb? Just two."
"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay the b!tch."
"Man walks into bar. Says ""Ouch!"""
"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"
"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."
"Not now ex-boyfriend. Someone favorited 2 of my tweets. I'm a huge deal around there now & you lost your chance. Just kidding. What time?"