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Joke of the Day

"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."

"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""

"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."

"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"

"ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best"

"I've never wished death on anyone. It's the absolute *last* thing anyone should have to go through."

"When you have a relationship with a positive person.. You usually get aids"

"I watched a documentary on marijuana It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"

"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."