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Joke of the Day

"I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes."

"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."

"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice"

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"

"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."

"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."

"Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything's a steal?"

"If you think Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy) has offensive view regarding homosexuality, or slavery... You should hear his answers regarding evolution, climate change, or 8 plus 9."

"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."