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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is Silent!"
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"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."
"Facebook timelines are just a step by step account of your march toward death."
"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"
"So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard."
"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"[at bar] Him: Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? Me: I peed my pants."
"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"